A lady arrived
at the Madras airport after spending 36 hours in transit.
She was fully exhausted after such a long trip with her 6
young kids.
Collecting many suitcases, the family entered the cramped
customs area.
A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief,
"Ma'am," he said, "do all these children and this luggage
belong to you?"
"Yes, sir," the lady said with a sigh. "They're all mine."
The customs agent began his interrogation "Ma'am, do you
have any weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your
possession?"
"Sir," she calmly answered, "if I'd had any of those items,
I would have used them by now." |